Committee Chairperson Wes "Cornbread" Djuplin returned from the final of numerous closed door meetings to announce, at last, the official food of the Drivers Club.  "In what has turned out to be a lengthy contentious process, I now present to you, my fellow Drivers Club members, our official food:  CHILI CHEESE FRIES.

With numerous club members on his shift, an agitated non member Jeff Weidner has begun a campaign to repeal the decision.  "These guys have no respect for food.  I once saw one of these hooligans sprinkle crushed potato chips and baked beans over a particularly scrumptious batch of spaghetti that I slaved over a hot stove all day for.  Who would do that?  For my first three work days all we ate was chili cheese fries.  I can't take it anymore.  Even back when I was with FDNY during the depression we ate better than this.  Where is the fresh basil, extra virgin olive oil and sun dried tomatoes? First the spandex, now this"Despite Wiedner's unwarranted objection committee member Jim Strouf thinks the decision will stand.  "We worked really hard on this.  Chili Cheese Fries beat out some stiff competition.  He should be happy.  There were some suggestions of Egg Bake made.  Not even I would eat that. The safe money was on Burgers with Pepper Jack, but it suffered from Incomplete Meal Syndrome, not to be confused with IBS."Josh Martin agreed with the decision.  "It's the perfect food, I don't care what the egg people say.  It's like a complete meal.  And unlike Incomplete Meal Syndrome it can cause IBS,   Which for me is an added plus.  Almost like binge purge.  Kind of an ineffective diet plan."Foods dropped early from consideration were crawdads, and anything with sun dried tomatoes.