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Josh Martin Costs Rumme and Riley a shot at Tour De
France
Martin has been accused of having
contact with Spanish Doctor embroiled in doping scandal

Drivers Club President Brian
Rummelhart and Drivers Club Road Specialist Dave Riley had been
mentioned in rumors circulating
Strasbourg, France as
possible replacements for Ivan Basso from Team CSC and Jan Ulrich from
T-Mobile. This
was until DC swimmer Josh Martin was drawn into the doping scandal,
stemming from the bust made by the Spanish Civil Guard implicating 50 of
the worlds top riders.
The Tour de France favorites have been implicated in the same scandal
and have been withdrawn from the Tour.
Both DC members
turned a few heads while posting strong performances at the YMCA
triathlon earlier this month. A professional cyclist scout and
development coordinator who wishes to remain anonymous was seen
surreptitiously scouting the two DC cyclists as the investigation was
underway in Spain. “I’ve always been a huge Drivers Club fan. When the
word got out in May that several top riders would be withdrawn for the
tour I was contacted by several teams looking for quality riders. My
first call was to Dan Allemand. He has been stocking his stable full of
quality athletes and I thought that it was time for these athletes to go
big time. But now with young Martin’s name being thrown around in the
investigation they will have to sit this one out.
Dan Allemand reports the basis of the
Martin involvement is the yet unconfirmed reports of contact with same
doctor involved in a ring supplying banned drugs to world class athletes
like Martin. "The evidence is weak, unconfirmed, and
circumstantial at best. The only thing we have heard is the name
J. Martin. It might not be him. One thing for sure is that
Josh has cost my athletes possibly their last shot. At their
advanced age I'm not sure how long I can keep them riding at this level.
Why couldn't his parents have named him Matt like his big brother"
Stacy, a long time Martin Fan
(stalker), and timer present at his last two events said all the signs
were there, but fans and teammates simply chose to ignore them.
"If you look at his physique at Bong and Parkside it's obvious, he was huge.
Fans just wanted him to beat Hannes and have some team other
than DC#1 win a triathlon so bad that they turned a blind eye to it.
I mean really how else could a little cutie like Josh beat Hannes.
He had to be doping."
DC#1 runner Jim Strouf understood why
Josh, if the rumors are true, would resort to such measures.
"There was a tremendous amount of pressure on him. His teammate
was Dave Riley, a Captain. He might be on his shift someday.
All of those tile floors out at seven. That's a lot grout to
scrub."
DC member and elite tri-athlete Carl
Carlson was less sympathetic. "Don't feel sorry for Josh.
Even if he didn't do it and it was some other J. Martin, the fact we
have a J. Martin on our team could taint any future championships myself
or the other team members have. I hereby move we hold an advisory
committee emergency meeting to revoke his status as the MVM.
What's Donny Martin been doing? Maybe he could be named MVM
temporarily until we sort this thing out. And let us not forget
the real victims here, Riley and Rumme. They already had their
bags packed and a butt load of trades lined up."
The only comment from the Martin camp
has been a terse remark from long time companion, Angie something
or another (AKA "Martins girlfriend")
"Get your own man Stacy"
Advisory Committee Co-chair Heather
Tobin has taken the matter under advisement but wouldn't comment further.
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